06 May 2010

Thursday 6 May 2010 - Election Day

I’m reminded of a scene from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.
It is Election Day in Shinbone and John Qualen, playing his usual comic ‘Swede’, prepares to vote by donning his best suit. Waved off by his wife and daughter he presents himself at the polling station (the saloon) where he proudly flourishes his naturalisation documents and announces that he is an American citizen.
The scene is amusing but also moving because I too find the act of casting my vote rather special. Call it a right, a privilege or a duty, I cannot understand those who do not bother to turn out to play their small part in what we can still just about call our democracy.
Even before the rise of UKIP, when I was inclined to abstain in European Parliament elections, lest I should seem to be giving legitimacy to continental imperialism, I would take my ballot and politely but firmly spoil it.
So. Today. Who will benefit from my support? Not being tribal in my party affiliation, on what basis do I decide?
My political instincts are conservative. I hate big government, the nanny state and political correctness. I believe in the freedom of the individual and the freedom of the market.
I also would like to see a much stronger Parliament and greater independence of individual MPs. I admire maverick MPs, even Labour ones like Bob Marshall-Andrews and Alice Mahon
But the fundamental policy issue for me is opposition to membership of the European Union.
There’s a UKIP candidate standing. My decision should be easy then, shouldn’t it? Well, maybe.
What about the other local candidates?
We have a fascist parson, an embittered ex-chief executive of a hospital trust, an English Democrat (the saloon bar party) as well as the UKIP man.
They are the outsiders and I will consider only UKIP, although I know nothing of the candidate himself.
Lincoln is just about a three-way marginal. Of the three leading candidates, I eliminate the Libdem as a euro-fanatic.
Gillian Merron, Labour, and MP for 13 years, is a careerist yes-woman. There’s no way I will vote for her on any grounds, personal, partisan or political.
The Tory candidate looks to be similar to Merron, a well-fed party loyalist who has made no secret of his ambition to be in government.
So it’s still UKIP, is it? There’s no way that he will be elected, but a high number of votes nationwide might have some impact on future government policy.
Who am I kidding?
In fact, strong support for any of the minor candidates will simply make it more likely that Labour or the Libdems will take Lincoln. It’s possible that Labour’s national and Merron’s local unpopularity will, allied with the Clegg-factor, let the Libdem in.
Therefore, reluctantly but realistically, I shall vote Tory - the song, not our local singer - hoping against hope that a Conservative government will decrease interference in our daily lives and stand up to the Eurocrats.

18 April 2010


Standing outside the pub on Friday night, staring up at a bright crescent moon with Venus twinkling directly beneath it, I realised that I’d forgotten to look out for the sunset earlier.

One of the benefits of the cloud of volcanic ash allegedly covering the country, along with a decrease in aircraft pollution and the lessons that we can get along without exotic fruits and foreign holidays, is the prospect of spectacular sunsets.

Never afraid to demonstrate my ignorance I wondered aloud to N whether the ban on flights across Europe was more panic than precaution, a decision based more on fear of blame than real danger.

‘After all,’ I said the RAF is still flying out of Waddington, ‘isn’t it.’

Apparently not. Even the AWACS is grounded.

‘But what about our protection from a sneak attack?’ I recalled the Sunday morning attack on Pearl Harbour and that surprise gift to Israel from the Arabs on Yom Kippur.

‘I don’t think there’s much danger from the Russians,’ said N. They’ve got enough troubles of their own.’

‘To hell with the Russians. I’m worried about the French.’


Saturday evening, just before 8 pm, there she was, a huge, bright, red sun, sinking beneath the roofs as I walked westward to the pub. Truly magnificent. Thank you Iceland. What we we need now is our money back and all is forgiven.

The pub was packed. It’s an ordeal that has to be endured until about 9.30 when, having ‘pre-loaded’ on cheap Wetherspoon’s lager, most customers stagger off to the city’s ‘clubs’ and other knocking-shops.

Outside on the smoking patio, the sun had set and there was the moon again, WNW I calculated, with Venus a lot further northward.

A gaggle of middle-aged women sat in a circle, cackling and honking. They seemed to have dressed in the belief that attractiveness is directly linked to the display of bare flesh. Not true when it reveals arms, according to GY, like those of Geoff Capes.

With them was a one solitary male, surrounded, as the same friend said, like Custer.

At the bar I stood next to a guy who was ordering a long list of ciders, lagers and shorts. I couldn’t be sure whether he was having trouble with the language – not unusual in Lincoln these days – or just drunk. When he started telling the barmaid how beautiful she was I decided ungallantly on the latter. Then he put his arm around me which I hope confirmed that decision. Nevertheless, I shall make a point of getting my hair cut on Monday.

It was a pretty quiet evening after that. I learned about the hallucinogenic effects of nutmeg. I wonder if, like aspirins and glue, there’s a limit on how much you can buy at a time.

A woman caught my eye. She was quite good-looking, I thought, but perhaps that was merely the lateness of the hour. Just an excuse for inaction. Why have I become so lazy?

G was outside talking to a woman, whose daughter is about to go out with the army to Afghanistan. I thought his little lecture on improvements to IED’s was somewhat tactless, but it did remind me of how the Taleban throw a party. There’s no dancing, no music and no booze, but they play a bloody exciting game of pass-the-parcel.

18 January 2009

Patrick McGoohan



Patrick McGoohan. Tall, dark, handsome and suave. And British, wherever he was born and whoever his parents were. Therefore, born to be a villain.

That's how I knew him. I never saw The Prisoner or Danger Man, but I noticed he turned up on Columbo pretty often, superior and arrogant as four different murderers.

I read that he turned down the role of James Bond when Connery relinquished it. I wonder why. He would have appeared slightly better-bred than Connery, but that dark side of his would have suited the role perfectly.

I'm sure he enjoyed his career, but he could have done so much more after the cult success of The Prisoner, not coasted along as guest villains on TV and in films like Escape From Alcatraz and Braveheart.

I relish him most for his 'Red' in Hell Drivers.

Hell Drivers is one of those small films, British but with the pace and tautness of an American B-movie, though even grittier, that you come upon by chance on a wet Wednesday afternoon and never forget.

It features an array of well-known actors at the start of their career, Gordon Jackson, Alfie Bass, Herbert Lom, Sid James, David McCallum, Jill Ireland and Sean Connery (straining a little, I thought, to gain attention).

Peggy Summers too, perhaps better known as the Bonny Parker-type character in Gun Crazy.

Stanley Baker stars, and Patrick McGoohan is the villain, sporting a threatening Irish accent, a boxer's ape-like stance, and a roll-up which stays glued to his lip, even during a punch-up.

He is gloriously over the top, as all good melodrama villains should be.

Farewell, Mr McGoohan. You were great.


14 December 2008

Mud and sky

I’ve continued working my through my DVDs by watching All Quiet on the Western Front, the 1979 version directed by Delbert Mann, and starring Richard Thomas.

It’s along time since I saw the original 1930 film by Lewis Milestone, but I remember being impressed, mainly by the battle scenes, not, I’m sure, what the director would have wished of me.

Being the first and one of the best (reputedly) anti-war films, it had the privilege of inventing the clichés: idealism trampled in the mud of Flanders; stupid old people banging on about honour and patriotism without the need to die for it themselves; bullies exposed as cowards and artists revealed as heroes; the idyllic pastoral interludes; first sex experienced as a taste of life before it is snuffed out; death’s random choices of victim; and the sheer filthy waste of it all.

Lew Ayres, the original 1930 star, was so affected by his role that he became a pacifist himself ten years later when ‘the bitch was in heat again’.

Aces High regurgitated all of the clichés to little effect and it needed something more than Delbert Mann and Richard Thomas possess to make this old warhorse come alive again. It doesn’t say much for this film’s impact that I merely laughed to see Thomas hoisting Ernest Borgnine, of all people, on his back and carrying him back from the front line.

That was when war did indeed become hell.

12 December 2008

A little harmony

I was told how to fix my email by a broadband Medic online advisor. My ISP being Virgin, I went onto their website where I was able to log into my email account and view my messages. I, naturally, had been unaware of this possibility.

I was advised to delete what was not that important because the trouble was probably down to a long or complicated email clogging up the system. I couldn’t see any fitting that description, but I did some weeding and went back to Outlook, which is now operating normally.

Thank you, Jason.

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My first childhood hero was Davy Crockett, as incarnated by Fess Parker. By the age of ten I was reading Lon Tinkle’s book, Thirteen Days to Glory, which was re-issued to accompany John Wayne’s movie, The Alamo.

The story of the Alamo is what we like to call epic and Wayne wanted to give it epic treatment, in other words make it long. Unfortunately, apart from the final assault, not a lot happened. So the film is padded out with extraneous action and a perfunctory love interest to help pass the time until the spectacular finale, which is packed with stunts and interesting deaths by sword and lance.

I thought at the time that Wayne made a great Crockett, but then he was my second childhood hero.

John Lee Hancock’s The Alamo (2004) version of the siege is notable primarily for Billy Bob Thornton’s portrayal of Crockett. Not only is there a striking resemblance but he plays him as I like to think Crockett was, charismatic, gregarious, moderate, talented, brave and wise.

His fiddle accompaniment to the Mexican Deguello is a marvellous moment of cinema, and his meditation on the distinction between ‘plain ole David’ and ‘that Davy Crockett feller’ a succinct commentary on the curse of fame.

11 December 2008


I’m having problems with technology.

It’s not quite as bad as last week when I followed the advice of a TV energy-saving ‘expert’ and began switching my computer and internet off at the mains overnight. I wouldn’t recommend it because I found that whether I could get back on line was very much a matter of chance.

I was disappointed about that because I’ve discovered that my IT equipment uses over 1 kWh of electricity every day. That’s according to my consumption meter which also, as a matter of interest, tells me that my freezer uses much the same, as does the TV/DVD/VCR when left on standby.

This is out of a total daily consumption of about 7 kWh/day, which is in itself pretty low.

I was about to write that my internet connection is now behaving, when it cut off the Radio 5 broadcast of the test match, which I had to recall. However, the main problem is Outlook, which has about a dozen emails waiting but keeps timing out. The solutions I’ve found on the web are either technical beyond my understanding or ‘increase the time out period’ – in other words, instead of waiting 90 seconds to be told the system has failed, why not wait 5 minutes?

I’ll treat it the way I’m treating my cold, by ignoring it and waiting for it to go away.

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I haven’t commented much on my economy drive over the last few weeks, primarily because failure is embarrassing. The trick is to stay out of the pub, naturally, and the tactic is to replace that pleasure with another, namely re-viewing my DVDs from A to Z, my other great pleasure being temporarily unobtainable and in any case rarely lasting two hours at a time.

Which brings me to the next technical problem: there’s something wrong with the colour movies; they’re either washed out or tinged with green. To someone who tinkers for ages to get the screen ratio correct, this is bloody irritating. Is it the disc, the player, the TV, or is it me?

Why the hell does everything go wrong? It’s enough to drive you out to the pub.

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So enough moaning and a few comments on what I’ve watched over the last day or two:

Above Us the Waves, 1955, directed by Ralph Thomas. Starring John Mills and the usual crowd.

One of the crop of British war films made in the fifties, including most notably The Dam Busters and The Cruel Sea. It’s a fictionalised account of the midget submarine attack on the Tirpitz, documentary in tone, understated and restrained. As you expect from movies of this period it’s efficient and economical. When I compare it with the dizzily edited and CGI’d action films I’ve seen recently, it’s refreshing to see an attempt at character, plot and pace.

And it makes you proud!

Aces High, 1976, directed by Jack Gold. Starring Malcolm McDowell.

If the typical WWII film is about the heroism of war, the typical WWI offering is about its horrors. The former celebrates victory, but the latter doesn’t care, because it’s not worth the cost. Everyone dies.

In Above Us the Waves the different classes rub along, where to know one’s place is to know one’s function in an effective team.

In Aces High the class division is rigid and divisive, even within the small squadron. The larger picture is one of a vast divide so great there is no hope of understanding or trust bridging it.

The African Queen, 1951, directed by John Huston. Starring Humphrey Bogart and Katherine Hepburn.

When I made that sweeping comment about WWI movies being about the horror rather than the heroism, I should have known there were exceptions, but I hadn’t expected one to come along almost immediately. For The African Queen has to be one of the most accomplished feel-good films to have sent audiences home with lighter hearts.

It’s set in Africa, well away from the trenches, with just a few comic Krauts at the end. In fact, it’s not a war film at all; it’s a love story, with a happily explosive consummation at the end.

This, one of my all-time favourites, deserves more than a paragraph. Which, in due course, it shall recieve.

10 December 2008


It took me a long time to get the latest Flashplayer downloaded, not an uncommon problem I gather from other people’s blogs. And how I succeeded I still don’t know. So, sorry, no advice to be found here.

I needed it to be able to access BBC iPlayer, which has now become my main source of TV programmes. In fact, I’ve noticed that my considerable leisure time is not squandered on television anything like it used to be. Apart from the odd football or rugby match, and news programmes (which I usually switch off in disgust halfway through) I watch very little live. I have to admit I’m the sort of sad character who will sit and watch a whole Parliamentary debate.

Next July and August will obviously be spent following the Ashes ball by ball. I resent having to pay Sky for that privilege, but I mustn’t let self-interest influence my views on the freedom of the market, must I?

A series I’ve been keen to follow is The Devil’s Whore, a drama set in the English Civil War. Partly because it was written by the man who created Our Friends in the North ten years ago, co-starring Daniel Craig, now of James Bond fame; and partly because I wanted to see how it portrayed my flawed hero, Oliver Cromwell.

Ho-hum is my verdict.

Incidentally, although ‘The Devil’s Whore’ is a nickname given to the heroine of the plays, it is also what Martin Luther called Reason, one attitude at least that he shared with the Pope.

She might be a whore to you, Herr Luther, but I married her.

World War II: Behind Closed Doors has been fascinating. Excruciatingly honest interviews with war criminals and victims, new military footage (possibly enhanced by CGI) and dramatised scenes of the diplomatic manoeuvrings, which despite one reviewer, who called them intrusive, I find to be the heart of the series.

If nothing else, they turn it into ‘The Uncle Joe Show’, which I feel World War II to have been.

It’s sad to see an increasingly weak Churchill, sidelined by Roosevelt and Stalin, protesting to no avail against the imperialism of Russia. Sad to see Britain, which went to war for Poland and suffered so much in consequence, emerging into a bankrupt peace having failed to preserve her. Was Roosevelt obtuse, or was he playing his game of appeasement?

Stalin, of course, always knew his goal, and had no qualms about how he achieved it. His cynical, ruthless vision is as terrifying and admirable as that of a shark, and just as inhuman.

Watching the actor portray him I was often reminded of newsreel I’ve seen of Saddam Hussein. There is that same calmness and quietness of demeanour, the same menacing watchfulness, the same wariness of all around in case the wrong thing is said, or even thought.

Absolutely chilling. I must obviously practise more.

09 December 2008



It was a shame to hear this morning that Oliver Postgate, writer and narrator of many children's TV series, has died.

Like so many I was intrigued by his whimsical tales, charmed by by the primitive animation and mesmerised by his style and voice, of which this link will give a taste:


A kindly man, it seems, who created my favourite villain, Nogbad the Bad.

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What's this I hear about 'The EU's first naval task force' and 'The EU takes over policing in Kososvo'? Constitution or no constitution, we edge nearer and nearer to the Europhile Promised Land.

I also hear that the Irish are going to be dragooned into a second referendum on the constitution. Defying all logic - approriately - the proposed document will be presented as altered enough to justify a second vote in Ireland, but not enough to necesssitate re-ratification in other states.

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Meanwhile our own Nogbads are busy. The government has used the whips to lob the Speaker's committee of wise men into the long grass, using the sanctimonious excuse that if it meets now it risks prejudicing the police enquiry into leaks. Drop the enquiry, I say. It's pitifully unimportant compared to the assault on Parliamentary sovereignty.

And shame on Gordon Brown for turning this into a party issue and interfering in a strictly internal Parliamentary matter.

03 December 2008

For God's sake, Mr Speaker, speak out!


The Speaker has spoken, sort of.

He groveled a bit, 'regretting' this and that, but overall merely passed the buck.

The police were wrong, he says. Quite right. They didn't have a warrant, and the Serjeant-at-Arms didn't think to ask. So explicitly he balmes the police; implicitly he blames the Serjeant, Jill Pay, a former civil servant, appointed no doubt for reasons of political correctness. After all it's just a sinecure, isn't it, the only duties being to cart around the mace?

Is she ignorant of the symbolic significance of the mace? Is she so stupid she didn't think to as the police for their search warrant? Should not, in any case, such a search be permitted only after a resolution of the House itself?

So Mr Speaker Martin delays the inevitable by calling for a committee of enquiry. What enquiry? Does he not understand the authority of the House of Commons is supposed to possess?

I despair of the Commons. It's just an office block now, home to ambitious apparatchiks and timeservers. No wonder it's treated with comtempt.


30 November 2008

Damian Green - the suspects


The arrest of Damian Green, accompanied by the police invasion of the House of Commons, must be the most overt and shameless assault on our constitution since – well, I can’t think. Do I have to go back to the 1640’s?

So who has committed this breach of Parliamentary privilege; who is in contempt of Parliament; who should be the subject of an Act of Attainder here? And I’m only half joking when I ask that, so angry am I about the Executive’s cavalier – I choose that word deliberately - attitude to our supreme democratic body.

Who are the suspects?

Sir Ian Blair? A couple of days before he leaves office, sticking it to the Tories who forced him out? Or the acting head of the Met? Whoever it was, he waited until Parliament was in recess before tramping in with their size twelves and trampling underfoot our liberties. The arrogance is beyond belief.

Maybe, being policemen, they were ignorant, just keen to bang up chummy and get a quick result. So who was there to stop them?

The Serjeant-at-Arms is supposed to be in charge of security at the Commons, but simply allowed these people to waltz in and leave with confidential data without even drawing a sword or waving a mace.

The Speaker, the guardian of the Commons, who has to be dragged to the Chair because of the mortal danger of representing them to the Executive, lays it all on the Serjeant and hides behind gobbledygook about ‘procedures’. Where is the courage of the man who faced Charles the Second with the immortal words about having neither eyes to see nor ears to hear ‘except as this House gives me leave’.

So, let’s move to Whitehall, where we find the Permanent Secretary at the Home Office admitting he invited the police in. Obviously, to a civil servant, Parliament is just a nuisance, constantly raising objections and asking questions about matters that people like him know far more about. What’s he called – Normington? It doesn’t matter. And as a faithful servant of his minister he didn’t mention it to her. So Jacqui Smith is protected, because it’s deniable.

Jacqui Smith. She’s a Member of Parliament, in fact a ‘Right Honourable’ member of that body, but does she have any respect for it. Does she ****. She too skulks behind cant about the operational independence of the police, declares that she doesn't think they did anything wrong, and in any case knew nothing about it.

And yet this is the woman who not long ago was insisting that she was the one who had the authority to hire and fire the Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police and not the Mayor of London.

This drama was going on for nine hours last Thursday. Did she not hear about it? Did she not realise the constitutional implications? Could she not, like the Speaker or the Serjeant-at-Arms, have put a stop to it with a word?

My last suspect is the Prime Minister.

Maybe the police were just over-zealous; maybe the Serjeant-at-Arms thinks she’s just in some nominal sinecure; maybe the Speaker is a silly old duffer enjoying a comfortable retirement after a lifetime of time-serving on the backbenches; maybe the Permanent Secretary was overcome by loyalty; maybe the Home Secretary came to government so soon she never learned what being an MP meant.

But Gordon Brown has no excuse. He must have known. He has the authority. If he didn’t know he is incompetent.

If he knew and chose not to exercise that authority he is a tyrant.

I'd better conclude with a word about Harriet Harman, the only member of the Cabinet to express concern. I won't say that all is forgiven, Harriet, but it's a start.

28 November 2008

Damian Green


The arrest of Damian Green, MP and shadow Immigration Minister is a shocking event.

He hasn't abused his office for personal gain; he has caught out the government and embarrassed it.

If reports are correct the arresting officer was accompanied by nine anti-terrorist officers, he was detained for nine hours and questioned for one and his home and Parliamentary office were searched.

Not only that, but the charge was ‘conspiracy’. I seem to remember that tacking on the word conspiracy to a crime turns it from what might be a simple misdemeanour to a felony.

What on earth have the ant-terrorist laws got to do with this, I wonder. But then if they can be used to muzzle hecklers at the Labour Party Conference or spy on people who put their wheelie-bins out too early, why the surprise?

The newspapers and blogs have been peppered with words like Stalinism, Stasi, and police state. Frankly they’re not far wrong. It’s impossible to overreact on a matter like this. Not just the personal freedom of us all is at stake but the very sovereignty of Parliament.

How on earth were the police allowed by the Sergeant-at-Arms to march into Westminster and turn over an MP’s office? Why did the Speaker, who was informed in advance, not warn the police that they would be committing a breach of privilege and threaten them with a charge of contempt of Parliament.

Was it not Sir Thomas Fairfax who said to Cromwell, when the latter had marched his soldiers into the House of Commons, ‘I seem to remember that we cut off a king’s head for such as this?’

24 November 2008

31 October 2008

The Credit Crunch - just getting warmed up


I recall a scene from The Cruel Sea. Captain Jack Hawkins and his first officer Donald Sinden meet for a drink, reunited after having their ship blown up beneath them. They ask for gins and a jug of water. When a doddering old waiter brings the order, Hawkins complains that there is a layer of dust on the water.

‘I’m sorry, sir,’ replies the waiter. ‘It’s the war.’

We like our catch-all excuses and easy explanations, don’t we? An unusual amount of cancer in area? Radio masts. Freak weather conditions? Well, it used to be ‘all them rockets they keep sending up. Now it’s climate change.

That reminds me of a conversation at the bar the other week. The barmaid served someone a coke and apologised that the pub had no more ice.

‘Bloody global warming,’ said the customer.

Currently, the ‘credit crunch’, recently upgraded to the ‘credit crash’, is the root of all our ills. Christmas turkeys will be priced out of the reach of ‘hard-working families’ and children will have to do without another flat-screen plasma TV because their parents are in negative equity. No doubt the government has emergency plans for soup kitchens.

A few months ago, pubs were closing because of the smoking ban. Before that it was supermarket offers; before that it was Wetherspoon’s; before that pubco’s. Now it’s the credit crunch, although I have it on good authority that the real culprit is Maggie Thatcher.

To be continued.

24 October 2008

1974: a discourse on cinema


1974: a discourse on cinema


I have come to like the word discourse. From it comes the adjective ‘discursive’, which has, strangely, two contrasting definitions. Namely, ‘rambling or digressive’; and, ‘proceeding by argument or reasoning’. So it’s difficult to go wrong, isn’t it?

I shall not attempt to talk about the social context of this year’s films, partly because it is irrelevant to our enjoyment of them, and partly because attempts to do that are usually uninformed and motivated by a desire to promote some sociological or political hobby horse. For example, The Magnificent Seven is all about the Peace Corps and The Wild Bunch is the Vietnam war.

In any case, I can’t think offhand of too many interesting things about 1974. Maybe I was preoccupied.

We did have two general elections. Ted Heath called one early in the year on the theme, ‘Who runs the country?’ Well, not Ted, apparently, because Harold Wilson got back into power. In fact, the National Union of Mineworkers was confirmed as the real power in the land, as they had been two years before, when Heath had capitulated to them. How they must crowed! I’ll bet the Brighouse and Rastrick played The Red Flag non-stop for a fortnight, whippets and pigeons were renamed Arthur; and no doubt Comrade Scargill was secretly honoured as a Hero of the Soviet Union.

But we all know that hubris is inevitably followed by nemesis, and we all know too that the goddess, Nemesis, is female.

Westerns

According to the inscription I wrote at the time, I bought Philip French’s Westerns on 22 March 1974, a book which still informs any conversation I have on the subject (which is a pain when I think I’m being original)l. And yet, in retrospect, it was around this year that the Western ceased to exist as a regular banker for film-makers. John Ford had died the previous year. John Wayne would finish with The Shootist the following year. Clint Eastwood would return to the West occasionally, but his cash cows would be Dirty Harry rip-offs and thick-eared comedies. Kevin Costner tries to keep the flame alive, but you sense it is a personal mission that he will only be able to pursue as long as he has some box-office clout. But I’m grateful to him. To see a genuinely classic Western like Open Range, thirty years on, was a true delight, even if there was too much concentration on Annette Bening and too little on the villains.

Howard Hawks

While on the subject, 1974 was the year that Howard Hawks received a Lifetime Achievement Oscar. His film career had ended with a whimper called Rio Lobo in 1970, the second rehash of Rio Bravo. To be honest, apart from Red River, I never rated Hawks highly as a Western director. Rio Bravo, I know, is a film that appears in most critics’ top ten Westerns, but to me it is slack, stagey and self-indulgent. It’s the kind of film an untalented Hawks fan would make, making sure he ticks all the correct auteurist boxes – a group of ‘professionals’, a young woman who has to prove herself as worthy of the men, tough talk about ‘being good enough’, a couple of well-staged action scenes, a sense of the cast ‘having fun’, etc. . . etc.

Having written that, I thought I’d watch it again, in the spirit of fairness. And, on reflection, I can add that it is sloppily edited, overlong, amateurishly acted; the dialogue is stilted and knowing; it is embarrassing.

But there was a time when Hawks had been great: Not just Red River (where he drew a breakthrough performance from Wayne); Only Angels Have Wings (another of those dark/light Cary Grant heroes and a showcase of how being studio-bound does not necessarily detract from an action film), Bringing Up Baby, His Girl Friday (frenetic comedies with Grant again – only Hitchcock used him as well as Hawks); The Big Sleep (substantially remade when he recognised the chemistry between Bogart and Bacall); To Have And Have Not, with Bacall again. By the way, in 1974, Bacall was still only 50, while Bardot was already 40. To Have and Have Not is the main source for all those auteurists, who seem to think it’s the height of artistry to repeat yourself in every film you make. I think it was critic Robin Wood, who relegated The Big Sleep to a footnote in his book on Hawks, because it didn’t conform to what he saw as Hawks’ usual themes, whereas a piece of garbage like Hatari did, and was duly and dutifully analysed.

Walter Brennan

One of Hawks regular support actors was Walter Brennan, and 1974 was the year of his death. Three times winner of the best supporting actor Oscar, always worth watching – and listening to, with that much-imitated, but inimitable, voice. He was John Wayne’s conscience in Red River (‘You was wrong, Mr Dunson’); frontiersman in Northwest Passage; devious and dictatorial in The Westerner as Judge Roy Bean (‘That’s ma rulin’); black-bearded, black-hatted and black-hearted as Old Man Clanton in My Darling Clementine (‘When you pull a gun, kill a man’); cantankerous and desperate to be useful in Rio Bravo; drunken object of Bogart’s affection and loyalty, but not pity, in To Have and Have Not.

The French

Incidentally, Brennan was used in Swamp Water by Jean Renoir, another Life Achievement winner this year. Now, Renoir is one of those ‘great’ directors about whom I know little. It’s a long time since I saw La Grande Illusion, which I remember enjoying, but La Règle du Jeu left me cold. I’ll have to try it again some time with the advantage of maturity.

Truffaut’s Day for Night won 1974’s Oscar for best foreign film, despite the presence of Jacqueline Bissett. It’s enjoyable, I suppose, and a bit of a film buff’s film, but I’ve almost completely forgotten it. Better was Lancelot du Lac, directed by Robert Bresson. Your studies will have taught you what we in this country often forget, that French literature made as much use of the Arthurian legends as did English. It was John Boorman’s Excalibur which reflected best my childhood imaginings of the Camelot tales. The 1954 Robert Taylor film was just a medieval swashbuckler, but Boorman captures the magic and the unreality of a golden age of forested England and doomed idealism. Apparently, Britain has the richest vein of fantasy fiction in the world and I would say it all arises from the myths of Arthur. They are also, of course, prototype Westerns.

All I remember of Bresson’s Lancelot is that it was impressive, but I can’t remember why. There was a lot of clanking metal and shots of legs tramping heavily through mud. No doubt an attempt to contrast myth and reality.

The Bresson film to see is Un condamne a mort s’est echappé, the methodical account of the true story of a resistance man’s escape from the Gestapo. Quite riveting, in the way that only French films can make detail and lack of action. Don Siegel went for the same approach in Escape from Alcatraz, but seems to have lost his nerve and allowed too much Eastwood machismo and prison film cliché.

Jean Gabin, the French Spencer Tracy and star of La grande Illusion, made his last film this year.

Support actors

It’s one of my great joys in watching films to recognise the support actors, like Brennan, who turn up again and again. Watch any old British comedy, say I’m All Right, Jack, and you can count on seeing Liz Fraser, Irene Handl, Margaret Rutherford. Maybe Joan Hickson, who earned long-delayed fame as Miss Marple on TV. Again, take any fifties British war film and expect to see Brian Forbes, David Lodge, Richard Wattis, Harold Goodwin. It’s the same with old Hollywood films, Warner Brothers: Alan Hale, Donald Crisp (died 1974) and Una O’connor; John Ford, with John Qualen, Mildred Natwick and Russell Simpson; Peckinpah, with Luke Askew, Strother Martin and L Q Jones.

Of course, there are all sorts of support actors. There are the second leads, like Arthur Kennedy, Claude Rains and Dean Jagger, who might get lead status in support features (Randolph Scott achieved it by producing his own films).

There are whole films made up of supporting actors, with or without a nominal lead – The Magnificent Seven, The Great Escape, Twelve Angry Men.

Some, like Lee Marvin would go on to big-star status; others became household names on television – Telly Savalas, Raymond Burr and Richard Boone.

Then there are the hundreds of reliable actors, without whom the stars cannot shine: old Universal movies with Dwight Frye, Una O’Connor, E E Clive; the broads, whores, waitresses of Eve Arden, Celeste Holm, Thelma Ritter; the sheriffs, cops and sergeants of Ward Bond, Will Geer and Jay C. Flippen; the outlaws of Robert J. Wilke, Jack Elam, Lyle Bettger; the villains of Basil Rathbone, Henry Daniell, George Zucco; the comic characters of Andy Devine, Nigel Bruce, Mickey Shaughnessy, Paul Ford. (Just as I write this, The Times publishes obituaries of Sheree North, Lloyd Bochner and Mark Lawrence). More recently Terry O’Quinn, Pat Hingle and J T Walsh.

Everyone’s favourite character actor? Probably Harry Dean Stanton. Mine? Ben Johnson. But I have soft spot for Frank Thring (Ben Hur, The Vikings). And where would Laurel and Hardy be without Mae Busch and James Finlayson?

But the one who must be given prominence is Thomas Mitchell, whose annus mirabilis was 1939, when he featured in 6 films: Trade Winds, Mr Smith goes to Washington, The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, Gone with the Wind, Stagecoach (an Oscar for that); and Only Angels have Wings. The last was for Hawks and he played the ‘Walter Brennan’ role.

On their way out

I’ll mention just a couple more deaths. This year saw the departure of Sam Goldwyn. One of the great pioneers, who said that a verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on, and who became annoyed when critics talked of a film as belonging to the director, not the producer. If you ever see his film Dead End, you’ll notice that the credits make this point very clearly.

And Jack Benny died. He was famous as a radio comedian, noted for his image of tight-fistedness and his comic timing.

Typical Benny routine:

(Sound effects of Benny walking down the street).

MUGGER: This is a stick-up! Your money or your life!

Silence.

MUGGER (louder): I said this is a stick-up! Your money or your life!

Silence.

MUGGER (even louder): Your money or your life!

BENNY: I’m thinking it over.

He turned up as guest in several films, but the only memorable one in which he starred is To be or not to be, a black comedy set against the Nazi invasion of Poland. That’s quite amazing, considering it was made in 1942. The word ‘Jew’ is not mentioned, but it’s obvious the whole cast is Jewish, and there are jokes such as one actor saying to another, ‘What you are I wouldn’t eat.’

The great stars of the thirties had died (Gable, Bogart, Tracy), retired (Grant, Crawford) or lapsed into cameo roles (Stewart, Fonda, Davis). Only Wayne remained a star to the end. The post-war generation was petering out: Douglas would direct and star in Posse (1975, his last work of consequence); Peck surprisingly didn’t do much special after I Walk the Line (1970); Mitchum was excellent in The Friends of Eddie Coyle (1973) and Farewell, My Lovely (1975) and should have left it there, on a high; Lancaster’s last great film was Ulzana’s Raid (1972). It was touching to see Kirk and Burt reunited for Tough Guys in 1986. The big names from the fifties, apart from Newman, had exploded in various ways from the inflation of their own egos. I’m not a great fan of Dean, Brando or Clift.

The Godfather

Going back to Harry Dean Stanton, he appeared, uncredited in The Godfather part II, which won the best picture Oscar for this year (awarded 1975), plus awards for Coppola, de Niro and in various technical categories, not to mention a clutch of nominations.

What more can be said about The Godfather series? The original still leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. I feel guilty for enjoying it so much. But I do love it. Its pace and narrative drive, tension, the handling of a long complicated, multi-charactered story, camerawork, acting. Particularly Pacino, who is quite mesmerising. It’s just that I hate being made to care about this psychopathic scum. More than that – after all, you could say the same thing about The Wild Bunch - the film goes out of its way to justify the Corleones. You don’t see, after all, the intimidation of innocent people offered ‘protection’, the beatings, torture and murders; the corruption of unions, police, judges; the exploitation of American freedom and civil rights to escape justice. I’m thinking of the drugs debate, all the family stuff, loyalty, all the down-trodden immigrant versus corrupt police and politicians crap. It’s the self-righteous self justification of every anti-social thug.

At least, Part II is more honest. Pacino is a paranoid monster by the end, but the flashback scenes are still bathed in a rosy glow of nostalgia. It’s as if Michael’s real crime is to betray the ‘moral’ approach to organised crime of his father. The irony is supposed to be that in serving what Senator Geary describes as his ‘whole fucking family’, he destroys his own, real family.

Other Oscars

Pacino did not win the Oscar. In one its regular spasms of sentiment, Hollywood gave that to Art Carney for Harry and Tonto. De Niro won best support. Meanwhile, Jack Nicholson was nominated for Chinatown, Dustin Hoffmann for Lenny and Jeff Bridges for Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. The new generation was making its mark.

Overall, Oscar-wise, the list of films is impressive. Hollywood’s new wave, which one could argue started in the late sixties with films like Bonnie and Clyde, Easy Rider, etc was in full swing. Even John Cassavetes is nominated for A Woman under the Influence. Sex, violence, four-letter words, cynicism, downbeat endings; directorial power and no attempt to tailor a film for a mass audience; stars who played characters. For a while the director would see himself as king, and there would be financial disasters and pretentious claptrap to prove it. Nothing is new of course (the previous year Orson Welles had bowed out with F for Fake), but what might have got through the system in the past, because of subtlety or sheer, shining merit, was now almost de rigeur.

Is it any wonder when you look at the old-fashioned entertainments still being produced? The Towering Inferno, for example, was nominated, as was Murder on the Orient Express. Sidney Lumet directed that. Why? Sidney Lumet, who made Twelve Angry Men, The Hill, The Offence, Dog Day Afternoon, Q and A. Did he need the money? Was it for a bet or part of a deal? It did get Ingrid Bergman an Oscar, a sign that her scandalous behaviour of twenty years before was forgiven, but not, I’m afraid, that she put in a good performance.

And they nominated Albert Finney as best actor in it! Put on a lot of make-up and a stupid moustache, pad out your belly, affect a strange accent; and Hollywood is impressed by your ‘acting’. Just be easily and naturally brilliant, like Mitchum or Grant, and you’re ignored. They nominated Fred Astaire for The Towering Inferno. Same thing. Totally ignored when he was making his musicals, he had to make do with a special award in 1949 and now a sentimental gesture.

Women in the movies

So what about women? Best actress was Ellen Burstyn for Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore. Directed by Martin Scorsese, another sign of things to come. I haven’t seen it, doesn’t appeal. I believe it’s one of these ‘feisty woman, good mother, bad husband, proves she doesn’t need men’ tales, Joan Crawford material.

Film actresses are always complaining that Hollywood is not interested in starring them when they reach forty. Maybe so, but Hollywood is a business, run for profit. You might as well criticise Escort for not publishing photos of naked gays.

Women in the cinema. From an early age I resented their presence in my favourite action movies. ‘They sure do slow a man down,’ as Richard Widmark said in one western. There would always be this love-dovey stuff delaying the hero from his gunfight, or a cop would arrive home late after seeing his partner shot dead, only to be nagged about the dinner being burnt. If a hero said that a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, there would be some woman telling him he hadn’t got to at all, in fact he shouldn’t do it, and, if he really loved her, he wouldn’t dream of it. What was it that the great sage said? ‘Every woman wants her man to change; every man wants his woman never to change. Tragically, both are doomed to disappointment.’

Of course, my attitudes matured as I grew older and I genuinely appreciated the presence of women in the films of Russ Meyer (a genuine ‘auteur’ creator of fully developed characters and well-rounded performances); and Susan George’s presence in Straw Dogs was fundamental to Peckinpah’s masterly analysis of the masculine-feminine interface.

But look at Bullitt. It won an Oscar for best editing. What a travesty! No doubt a decent functional job of cutting the car chase swung it, but they neglected to edit Jacqueline Bissett out. She’s pretty, I grant you, in a sexless way, but what is the point of her character, except to nag at Steve McQueen for doing a necessary but dirty job. She’s the kind of woman who wouldn’t understand the need for sewage workers, because I doubt she’s ever taken a shit in her life. That prissy English accent! Even the way she eats her breakfast cereal is irritating.

So, women in films: dumb, decorative, dangerous; they care, they console, they control, they castrate; their role is education, civilisation, moralisation; they represent community against individualism, stasis against movement, caution against action, peace against violence, weakness against strength.

Crawford and Davis were exceptions. Their personalities, their drawing power meant they could be central. So too was Scarlett O’Hara. Ellen Burstyn’s character allows her to be the same. Years later we would have Thelma and Louise, where female characters take over the usually male roles of buddies in a road movie. But these characters all remain believable females. It got a bit silly in The Long Kiss Goodnight, where Geena Davis tries to be Bruce Willis, but a good believable woman in an action film is Sigourney Weaver in Alien, a part that could have been played by a man or a woman. The power of the alien is such that the usual physical disparity of male and female becomes irrelevant. Mental strength and intelligence become all.

Conclusion

What did the future hold? Well, John Carpenter released Dark Star, the beginning of his career and the first draft of Alien. Jonathan Demme, later to make The Silence of the Lambs, made Caged Heat. It’s an exploitational ‘women in prison’ film, starring Meyer favourite Erica Gavin – if only I could learn to insert pictures into this text – and is now a cult movie. And Scorsese was making his mark, of course. Steven Spielberg came out with The Sugarland Express.

Jodie Foster appeared in Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore and Harrison Ford in The Conversation.

Jane Fonda produced the documentary Vietnam Journey, which fortunately I’ve managed to miss all these years. I expect Michael Moore has seen it. Documentaries are so much more ‘truthful’, aren’t they?

John Carpenter was planning unashamedly to make the kind of B-movies that he’d always loved. So were Spielberg and Lucas, but their plan was to retain their independence and still work within the big studio system. In fact, their strategy was to make A-list films from second feature material and their independence would come from running the system. You make more money that way.

I admire Spielberg tremendously and Schindler’s List is one of the greatest films ever made, but there is so much to regret in this trend. Compare Jaws with Moby Dick; Raiders of the Lost Ark with The African Queen or Treasure of the Sierra Madre; Jurassic Park with King Kong. All the stunts, all the special effects amount to sound and fury signifying nothing, because there’s little humanity. And Spielberg can do humanity: Schindler, Empire of the Sun, The Colour Purple, Amistad. Discuss!


All in all, not a bad year. Watch this space for 1957

23 October 2008

1963: Annus Mirabilis?


To a good friend born in 1963 -



1963: Annus Mirabilis?

Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(Which was rather late for me) –
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles’ first LP.

(Philip Larkin)


I was one of a group of library students on a visit to Hull University when Larkin made a speech of welcome. His remarks were sardonic and lugubriously droll, rather like those of a thinking man’s Les Dawson.

Although I have to say that this poem is, to me, rather like that of a thinking man’s Pam Ayres.

Larkin’s point is that sex ceased to be a furtive thing, a reward for marriage, and became the guiltless delight of all. Not so, in 1963. Books and films may well have become more open, but ‘middle class morality’ still reigned. While Tom Jones was winning the best film Oscar for its sunny, amoral bawdiness, Cabinet ministers were being hounded from office merely for indulging in a little recreational sex. By the way, why do we talk about ‘middle class morality’? In my experience, nowhere is there more ignorance, prejudice and hypocrisy than within the working class. (I speak as a member of both).

Being a late developer, sexual intercourse, in my case, took a little longer to begin. What did begin was politics – between the end of the Cuban threat and the death of JFK. Any number of political and social issues were being debated and there seemed little doubt that Harold Wilson (after whom our budgie was named) would soon be Prime Minister. The quaint forelock-tugging days of old Britain would be gone forever. I remember the passionate arguments over hanging and homosexuality, comprehensive education and decolonisation, the bomb and abortion, race, prostitution, nationalisation, etc, etc.

A brave new world of liberalism and equality was dawning, or so we youthful innocents thought. Those days seem pretty quaint themselves now.

Did you know that in November the BBC banned Joe Brown’s version of George Formby’s Little Ukelele?

I don’t really think popular music changed in 1963. After all, rock ‘n’ roll had been well-established for nearly ten years. Elvis’ best work was already behind him (his films this year were Fun in Acapulco and It happened at the World ‘s Fair – in case you don’t believe me). The best-selling songs in Britain this year were copies, covers and clones. I think what did happen was that, whereas singers like Elvis, Cliff Richard and Tommy Steele quickly moved into the mainstream, as what they saw as the only way to maintain a career, The Beatles and their successors became the mainstream or at least a permanent current within it.

Britgrit

But it’s films I plan to talk about, and the Brits were making a strong mark there too. As well as Tom Jones, the second Bond, From Russia with Love, was released. This Sporting Life was typical of many British films of this period, dealing with contemporary social issues in a realistic and gritty style, often with new writers, directors and actors. (I’ve attached a list in Appendix 1).

Of course, the cinema trailed literature by a good half-dozen years. This Sporting Life, for example, was published in 1957. Books are often trailblazers, films jump onto social trends when it is commercially safe to do so.

Where Britain was setting its films in the grimy kitchens of grim council estates, Hollywood was grinding out ever more grandeur and glamour. British exports, Burton and Taylor, were starring in Cleopatra, a lumbering elephant of a film, a white elephant as it turned out. The ‘epic’ style was even being applied to other genres. For example, It’s a mad, mad . . . .world (an alleged comedy); and How the West was Won, which tried to include every conceivable Western situation, as well as every living star associated with the form. It failed to understand that the successful Western, while they might have grand settings, is an essentially simple story. Like a classical drama, they often observe the unities of time, place and action, setting up a situation, developing a crisis and providing a resolution. Think of High Noon and The Naked Spur.

Despite The Magnificent Seven, three years earlier, the Western was becoming as flabby as John Wayne’s waistline. The staple B-features were becoming fewer as major films became longer, the major stars were getting older and the great directors were in decline. Wayne made the jokey McClintock, which was typical of most of his output from now on. Western success would come from Italy, but whether that cynical and alien tone delayed or hastened the Western’s decline is arguable.

Anti-heroes

The British films of this time were fresh and gritty, usually photographed in black and white, which suited the down-beat settings, the dour characters and the social problems which were their dramatic basis. Saturday Night and Sunday Morning, for example, was set in the factories and back streets of Nottingham. The ‘hero’ is an aggressive, amoral lathe operator. He probably votes Labour, if at all, but he feels little working class solidarity. ‘I’m just out for a good time. All the rest is propaganda.’

His idea of a good time is getting drunk and sleeping with an older woman, a fellow-worker’s wife. But he picks up another girl, who immediately starts calling him ‘my young man’ and taking him home to meet her mother. He can’t be that bright, because he doesn’t see the warning signs in that; or perhaps he is just resigned to what is inevitable in his world. He also manages to get the other woman pregnant, and there follow unsuccessful attempts at abortion. There’s no real moral judgment on him, although he does get beaten up by the woman’s in-laws. If there is a tragedy here, it is the final scene where the younger woman, to whom he has drifted into engagement, takes him to a new housing estate, where there are nice bungalows they might be able to afford. Even at the age of sixteen, I felt sorry for him.

I mentioned the decline of the Western earlier. Perhaps the best one of this year was Hud, actually a modern-day tale set in Texas, where the small-town life seems just as arid as Nottingham’s dingy back streets. Paul Newman plays Hud, another cynical, amoral character, similar to Albert Finney’s, but he has a father with contrasting old-fashioned values. An old cattle rancher, he is courtly and courteous, upright and inclined to sermonise, and has never forgiven his son for the drunken car wreck that killed his other boy.

An outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease provides the crisis. Hud wants to sell off the cattle quickly before anyone knows, but the old man won’t cheat. Nor will he make up his losses by selling drilling rights for oil, which he thinks spoil the land. So the cattle are slaughtered, including the few, symbolic, Texas Longhorns, which he’d kept for sentimental reasons. He dies; the housekeeper, whom Hud had tried to rape, leaves; his nephew abandons him. Hud takes a sip of his beer, shrugs his shoulders, gives us that Paul Newman smirk and slams the door shut on the film. It’s a satisfying ending, in some guilty way.

Of course, it didn’t last. Such films were too depressing, and very easy to lampoon. And why is ‘realism’ only ever applied to the working class? Already, this year, Tom Jones, sunny, indulgent, full of the elements which would always make a British film (or classic TV series) appeal to an American audience. The sort of film for people who don’t really like the cinema, but can’t be bothered to read the book. Twenty years later, Helena Bonham-Carter would make a fortune out of such films.

Soon, glum drama would give way to zany confections like the Beatles’ Hard Day’s Night and the swinging London of flashy films like The Knack, Darling and I’ll Never Forget Whathisname.

Raoul Walsh

This was also the year when Raoul Walsh released his last film, a forgettable Western called A Distant Trumpet. Walsh is a not well-known director and many of his films (well over a hundred) are indeed forgotten. Neither he nor his films were ever nominated for Academy Awards, not even one for lifetime achievement.

This is unjust, for his achievement was great. Born in 1887, half Irish, half Mexican, he spent some years as a seaman and a cowboy, before fetching up in California. In the free-for-all of the new movie industry he worked as writer, actor and director. He played Lincoln’s assassin, John Wilkes Booth, in Birth of a Nation and by 1930 was directing a big prestige Western, The Big Trail, which was John Wayne’s first big break, unsuccessful as it turned out.

Directors like Walsh are sometimes called ‘journeymen’, but they were in reality masters. They could turn their hand to Westerns, gangster films, romantic comedies, musicals. Their films came in on time and under budget; their scenes were short, their dialogue sharp, their camera mobile; they were disciplined, economic craftsmen. All too often they had little choice in what they made or who acted for them, let alone in who wrote the script or handled the camera. When their work was done the film was taken away and edited by someone else, while they moved on to a different project.

But a Walsh film remains a Walsh film. He had the respect of actors and technicians and the editor found he had to cut the film the way Walsh wanted because there was rarely any spare footage to choose from. They called it ‘editing in the camera’.

Walsh was Errol Flynn’s best director (eg Gentleman Jim); he directed Bogart in his first starring role (High Sierra); he ended the gangster cycle with Cagney in The Roaring Twenties and then revived it with him ten years later (White Heat 1949). In 1958, the same year that he directed an adaptation of Norman Mailer’s The Naked and the Dead, he made a comedy Western with Kenneth More and Jayne Mansfield. That’s versatility.

He wore an eye-patch. It’s surprising how many directors of his generation wore eye-patches, but that’s for another essay.

Black is beautiful

In January 1963, segregationist George Wallace became governor of Alabama and in the same month a black student entered a previously all-white college in South Carolina, the last state to hold out against integration. In March James Meredith graduated from the University of Mississippi, but in Alabama the homes of civil rights leaders were being bombed. The following year the events which would inspire Mississippi Burning took place, when three civil rights workers were murdered, with the collusion of the local police. The dream of Martin Luther King spoke so eloquently this year was a far from coming true.

An early sign of Hollywood’s tentative liberalism on the issue was the presentation of the best actor Oscar to Sidney Poitier for Lilies of the Field. I haven’t seen the film, but by all accounts it is sentimental and well-meaning. Poitier was the first black to win a leading actor Oscar, and it would be 28 years before Denzil Washington became the second (in Training Day) and Halle Berry the first woman (Monster’s Ball).

In 1939, Hattie MacDaniel had won the award as best supporting actress for her performance as Scarlett O’Hara’s black maid, but when the film opened in Atlanta, Georgia, she and the other black performers were not allowed to attend the segregated theatre. She was once asked why she lent herself to such stereotypical roles. She replied that, as a maid, she would earn $7 dollars a week; by playing them in the movies, she could get $700.

In Birth of a Nation blacks are venal and rapacious, unless they are Uncle Toms. Half the time they are played by whites in boot-polish. Later they are invariably loyal mammies; stupid, superstitious servants; comic oafs; or drug dealers. The liberal sixties weighted their case by producing impossibly perfect characters. In Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, for example, Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn play a white, middle class couple, whose enlightened attitudes are tested when their daughter announces her intention to marry a black man. He, of course, is Sidney Poitier, handsome, polite, intelligent, and well-educated – I believe he works for the United Nations. As one critic said, it is ‘mendacious and sanctimonious twaddle’.

Better was Richard Roundtree in Shaft, self-consciously proclaiming ‘black is beautiful’. Or Live and Let Die, where Yaphet Koto has the honour of being a Bond villain. Or In the Heat of the Night, where Poitier is both a clever detective and embittered by the racism around him. More recently, Eddie Murphy’s characters really have to be black to work, but many of those played by Denzil Washington could just as easily be white. And is there anyone who wouldn’t watch a Morgan Freeman film, just to hear that voice. He has taken over from Henry Fonda as the most presidential of actors.

I was struck by these developments when I recently watched the new version of The Alamo. In the 1960 version (John Wayne), Jim Bowie has a slave, an old man, whom he frees when prospects begin to look bleak. The man says that as a free man, he now has the right to go where he pleases. So he will stay in the Alamo. In the final assault he dies, attempting to protect Bowie. The recent version is nearer to historical fact. Bowie allows the slave, a young man, to leave, taking advantage of the Mexicans’ amnesty to women, children and slaves. Bowie says, however, that he will come to claim his ‘property’ after the battle. The man leaves. He has previously said, ‘We work for them, we clean up their shit. I’ll be damned if I’m gonna fight for them as well.’

Great contemporaries

I usually get depressed when I notice that someone famous or successful was born in the same year as myself. Even more so when I realise that just about everyone in the cabinet, say, is younger than I. And don’t mention the obituary column in The Times.

But in your case, to list a few names might reassure you of your youthfulness. For example, George Michael and Andrew Ridgely were born this year, as were Natasha Richardson, Mike Myers and Seal. It was a good year for future superstars and saw the birth of Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt, but a bad year for poets because both Sylvia Plath and Robert Frost died.

One of your favourites, Lisa Kudrow, made her first appearance. I know how you appreciate a wacky woman.

And Quentin Tarantino, the patron saint of movie anoraks.


So that’s where 1963 has led me. I wanted to look at the year, as a film fan, and give an impression of what was going on, but also to choose one or two elements that were passing away and others that might become the future. It’s been a self-indulgent exercise, but I hope you will appreciate it nonetheless as a belated birthday gift.



Appendix 1

1959 Look Back in Anger (Richard Burton)
1960 Saturday Night and Sunday Morning (Albert Finney)
1961 A Taste of Honey (Rita Tushingham)
1962 Lawrence of Arabia (Peter O’Toole)
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner (Tom Courtenay)
Dr No (Sean Connery)
A Kind of Loving (Alan Bates)
The Wild and the Willing (John Hurt). Some scenes were shot in
Lincoln. A friend of mine was an extra, as he keeps telling me.
Billy Budd (Terence Stamp)
1963 This Sporting Life (Richard Harris)
Billy Liar (Julie Christie)
The Servant (James Fox, Sarah Miles)
1964 Zulu (Michael Caine)
A Hard Day’s Night (The Beatles)
1965 The Knack (Michael Crawford)
Darling (Julie Christie)
1966 Morgan (David Warner)
1967 I’ll never forget whathisname (Oliver Reed)



Appendix 2

Annus Mirabilis



Sexual intercourse began
In nineteen sixty-three
(Which was rather late for me) –
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles’ first LP.

Up till then there’d only been
A sort of bargaining,
A wrangle for a ring,
A shame that started at sixteen
And spread to everything.

Then all at once the quarrel sank;
Everyone felt the same,
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.

So life was never better than
In nineteen sixty-three
(Though just too late for me) –
Between the end of the Chatterley ban
And the Beatles’ first LP.



Appendix 3: Films of the year


The Birds (dir Hitchcock, starring Rod Taylor, Tippi Hedren)
This Sporting Life (dir Lindsay Anderson, starring Richard Harris, Rachel
Roberts)
The Servant (dir Joseph Losey, starring Dirk Bogarde, James Fox, Sarah
Miles)
Dr Strangelove (dir Kubrick, starring Peter Sellers, George C Scott)
The Great Escape (dir John Sturges, starring Steve McQueen, James
Garner, Richard Attenborough)
Hud (dir Martin Ritt, starring Paul Newman, Patricia Neal, Melvyn
Douglas)
The Trial (dir Orson Welles, starring Anthony Perkins)
Fifty five days at Peking (dir Nicholas Ray, starring Charlton Heston,
David Niven)

14 October 2008

Is that it?


I began this blog in March and, as is often the case, I never finished it. But a month ago, out of the corner of my eye, I happened to see some of the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics.

Yet again I was reminded of Dr Johnson’s words on the phenomenon of women preachers being like a dog walking on its hind legs – ‘The wonder is not that it is done well but that it is done at all.’

All those little Chinese girls walking along waving and smiling. Thousands of people, each doing the same thing at the same time, reminiscent of a Nuremberg rally or a Busby Berkeley musical, but as impressive as neither.

Then the inevitable fireworks. Is that what's supposed to make us go, 'Aah'? Is that all there is?

It was Sunday morning and British Summer Time had begun. As if in response to the new regime, the sun was shining and the sky was clear. And the song I was listening to was a jaunty ragtime piece by Peggy Lee, which seemed very much in tune with the mood of the day.

‘I’ve got those feeling-too-good-today blues.’ That was the song and that was Peg, always a little sting in the tail of a cheerful or romantic song, always that little touch of pessimism and world-weariness. I was already wondering if it might rain soon. Best not go forth without my cloak today.

I first heard Peg – she’s always Peg to me, although most people feel the need to use the more respectful ‘Miss Lee’. But then I knew her for a long time, since I was about five in fact when she slunk onto the cinema screen disguised as a dog to sing ‘He’s a tramp.’

Later I knew her for ‘Fever’, ‘All Right, OK, You Win’ and ‘I’m a Woman’, great songs which she delivered with that wonderful, controlled purr of a voice.

But it was a long time before I heard what for me is her greatest recording. It was introduced to me by a good friend, who may well have found that I was living proof of the song’s sentiments.

‘Is that all there is?’

Written, surprisingly, by Leiber and Stolle, who based it on words from Thomas Mann’s story, Disillusionment.

http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?id=9115

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is_That_All_There_Is%3F

I heard it again a few days later on Desert Island discs, where the guest was Stan McMurtry, better known as ‘Mac’, cartoonist on the Daily Mail. Here’s a link to some of his work by the way:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505282&in_page_id=1770

It’s a strange song, with lyrics, part-spoken, reviewing the disappointments of life, accepting that things will inevitably go wrong and that nothing will ever live up to expectations.

So don’t set your hopes too high or put all your eggs in one basket, for ultimately nothing is all that important.

We spend our lives avoiding pain and seeking pleasure and happiness. But we find that nothing is ever completely or lastingly satisfactory.

That bike you saved up to buy as a child, that dress, Christmas, a job, a lover, a wedding day, a divorce, retirement.

Don’t we prefer it that way? Like ancient Romans who would make themselves vomit to prevent the satiation of their appetite.

Imagine that one act of sex was so memorable and fulfilling that we never wanted to do it again; that we never sought it out once more in the hope that this time it would be better, or in some way just different.

Where would the human race be if we did not think that the grass is greener over the hill? Or that there might be a way of making ourselves run faster, jump higher and fight with greater strength.

Sisyphus’ apparently meaningless labour of pushing a huge boulder up a hill only to see it roll back down each time he reached the summit may seem like a cruel metaphor for our lives. But I know he took pleasure in his striving – the sense of accomplishment at the end of each climb; the sardonic laugh as he watched it rumble down; perhaps, as he strolled back down to begin again, he whistled and enjoyed the break from work; maybe he set his mind to methods of making his work easier or more efficient.

Does this seem like a philosophy of despair? Yes, it is despair but not the kind of despair which leaves no option but suicide. It is the despair of the day which creates hope for tomorrow.

Just one more day, please. Who knows?

London again


A couple of weeks ago, Saturday morning, eight o’clock, I was taking brief leave of Lincoln and retrenchment to spend a weekend with my son in London. (£21.55 return, thanks to online advance booking).

At the station I met a couple I know, two lonely souls brought together by a common love of Czech beer. They were on their way to Boston, set to sample the windmills and watering-holes of my native town.

We passed through Metheringham, where for some reason the signal box bears the name Blankney. Daubed on a hoarding were the words ‘The Meg Boys’, Meg being the name by which the village is generally known.

I wondered if an old colleague of mine was at work in the signal box. Some years ago, disenchanted with the library service for many of the same reasons as I, left to become a railway signalman.

At Peterborough I joined the main line and boarded one of the new sleek trains that slice smoothly through the countryside with hardly a rattle. It’s mainly fenland and since I last travelled through wind turbines have appeared. I for one find them strangely beautiful.

I arrived on time at King’s Cross. In fact, over the whole weekend, transport was superb. The trains were punctual and London buses – real Londoners don’t use the Tube, I was told – numerous, frequent and cheap. The congestion charge seems to have worked pretty well. My son flourished his Oyster card, I bought an all-day ticket for £3.50 and we went in search of cheap beer. Holborn first, I think – for I was soon lost, where we settled on a Wetherspoon’s pub called ‘The King’s Escape’, named in honour of the Pendrell family who aided the future Charles I in his flight after the battle of Worcester.

I would have preferred a more Parliamentary bar, but beer knows no politics.

After an hour or two in Soho and ‘The Duke of Argyll’ it was back to the bus and over the Thames, heading for Camberwell, London Borough of Southwark, constituency of my bête-noir Harriet Harman (Harriet Harperson as she is known by those like-minded).

There was Parliament and Big Ben, seen through the London Eye, and later the Metropolitan Tabernacle, also named Spurgeon’s Tabernacle after perhaps the greatest Baptist preacher of the Victorian Age, who after his sermons would smoke a cigar ‘to the glory of God’.

We were travelling on my first ‘bendy bus’. They are known to many Londoners as ‘free buses, because they have two exit doors, making it easy to hop on and off without paying. I saw how the authorities deal with this problem on Monday morning, when my bus pulled up on a roundabout. I saw at least 30 police officers checking tickets and scribbling down the details of offenders.

It seemed a bit over the top to me, but maybe that’s what Ian Blair was talking about when he claimed that crime in the capital was declining. By the way, farewell Sir Ian, and about time too.

My son and I talked movies and P G Wodehouse, marriage and movies, movies and money, my love life and movies, and then movies. Later I fell asleep watching one.

Up first next morning, I helped myself to the best coffee I’ve had in a long time and sat outside in the mist, smoking a cigarette to the glory of sir Walter Raleigh, watching the magpies, the wrens and the squirrels; and the jumbo jets overhead, low enough for me to distinguish the logo on their tail fins, high enough not to be annoying.

I worked on a poem that has been gestating in my mind. It’s about love, but then, aren’t they all? The theme is about the need for love to be nourished, lest it die – lest! – a kind of response to Shakespeare’s lines about love not altering when it alteration finds. And whether lust is not a more sensible alternative to the whole complicated business. That might make a good final rhyming couplet. Now, whatever can I find to rhyme with ‘lust’?