29 November 2006
23 November 2006
Update
15 November 2006
Extremists
13 November 2006
Sonnet 2 - quatrain 2
Sonnet 2 - back to work
11 November 2006
The day I met M. . .
10 November 2006
Five-minute sonnet
From sunny India where the tiger roams;
Or cocoa from that land across the sea
Where elephants and lions make their home.
I've Kenyan coffee, some from far Brazil,
And sugar from the beets of Lincolnshire.
And if your tender nerves are prone to thrill
I've even got decaffeinated here.
No, what I want's a pint - and make it snappy -
Sonnet 2 - spadework
Morning is the time of hope, enthusiasm, promise, anticipation, etc
Afternoon is fulfilment, satisfaction, heat, sunshine, sluggishness, etc.
Evening is decline, disillusion, loss, regret.
What I need to do now is a little brainstorming, jotting down words, phrases, possible rhymes, alliterations, similar sounds. I might find ideas developing as I do that.
Morning
Morn/ing, dawn/ing; day break > bragging, boasting, bouncing, brazen, breasting the horizon, brassy, flashy > lashes (eyelashes). Pretty dawn (also a girl's name). Warmth, welcome, soft.
Dawn is seductive, flirtatious, insidious, false hope.
It's already getting sexual. Obviously, you're in bed at dawn and the day arrives in your bedroom unexpectedly, with promise in her eyes, which rhymes with rise, and size, and dies. Better keep it clean.
How about
The day creeps in across my crumpled bed
Unbuttoning the sombre dress of night
This is good stuff, isn't it? Well, it's a start.
* * *
On a different subject, I like the comment of a Radio 4 listener who e-mailed the BBC about a Church group's plea for the white poppy to be treated with the same respect as the red at this time of year. He said,
There's only one word for this idea - Poppycock!
09 November 2006
Sonnet 2 - thinking about the structure
- I mustn't let the iambic pentameter become boring. 14 lines of dee-dum, dee-dum, dee-dum will not do. Shakespeare would often start a line with the emphasis on the first syllable of the line. For example, 'Now is / the win / ter of . . .' And, 'Shall I compare thee . . .' where the first two syllables are pretty even in strength.
- Enjambement gives variety and force, as in: 'Like to the lark at break of day arising / From sullen earth sings hymns at heaven's gate.'
- In this day and age poetic ellisions like 'ope' and 'oe'r' are inappropriate, although the iambic pentameter cries out for them. 'Open' and 'over' waste syllables.
- Beware 'poetic' cliches, such as abstract nouns, too many adverbs, putting the adjective after the noun, etc.
- On the other hand, don't be afraid of long words, if they are natural to me.
- Don't let the need for rhyme dictate the content. Substitute with assonance and para-rhyme if you like.
Now I'd better get on with it.
Remember that all glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Sonnet 2 - choosing the theme
Oh, Muse, where art thou?
Both have made eyes at many a man, whispered honeyed words into his ear and stirred him to powerful feats of creativity. Both ignore me, the *******.
04 November 2006
Culinary advice to a daughter
- Delia Smith is the true domestic goddess, not Nigella Lawson. The Word of Delia is what guides the true believer. But I must confess that I have been tempted to stray. I once watched Nigella stuffing a chicken, then smearing butter over its plump naked carcass, and sucking her fingers clean. I was seduced and for a while I was unfaithful, but I always come home to Delia.
- Buy cheap and buy in bulk. Supermarkets. Own brand goods only. Bent tins and dodgy sell-by dates. If you want fresh vegetables, go to a market at 4pm on a Saturday afternoon. A freezer is an essential and has unexpected benefits. Imagine the thrill of finding a packet of crumpets and a brie under all those jars of mushroom soup you made last year.
- Cook in bulk. This saves on energy and means that you only have to cook once a week. Admittedly eating cottage pie every day for a week can become monotonous, but use your initiative. Curry? Thank God for the microwave cooker.
- Never throw anything away. A stew covers a multitude of leftovers.
- Beans on toast is for wimps. Add onions, garlic and tomatoes to your beans and put it all on a jacket potato.
- Percentages: 50% stodge (pasta, rice, tates); 25% veg; 25% meat, fish etc. This assumes you're starting with a basis of onions, garlic tomatoes and mushrooms.
- Colours - there should three distinct colours on the plate.
- Avoid sardines (unless they come in a tin, and then follow the guidelines for beans above).
My avoidance of sardines stems from a recent unfortunate experience. True to my principles I had a mountain of mashed potato to use up and a kilo of 'fresh' sardines in the freezer. Ever inventive, I thought 'Fish cakes'.
By the time the sardines had thawed the kitchen was already reeking and I had discovered the fish need gutting, a skill I do not possess. For this operation, according to Delia, I would need a sharp knife, an implement I do no possess either. But I persevered and soon the kitchen table was running with blood, some of it mine. My own guts were threatening to join those of the fish on the kitchen floor. The smell by now could justly be called a stink and ten minutes of grilling the sardines did nothing to improve it. I removed the withered and wrinkled creatures from the oven and realised most of the bones were still there. Oh dear, I thought to myself.
But, nil desperandum. I began picking and scraping and my efforts were rewarded with a return of approximately three ounces of fish.
I remembered another cooking principle, coined by W C Fields: 'If at first you don't succeed, give up - there's no point in making a damn fool of yourself.'
So, fish in the bin and bubble and squeak.
- Final principle: treat yourself to a Chinese once in a while. You're worth it.
When I was a boy of fourteen my father was so ignorant that I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in 7 years.
Mark Twain.
02 November 2006
Serendipity
One of the joys of the internet is serendipity.